A Trip To Heaven

Nov 242009
 

A TRIP TO HEAVEN

trip to HeavenShankar was the King’s Chief Gardener. He had to work from dawn to dusk as the royal gardens stretched for miles and were an expanse of multicolored flower-beds, lush green lawns and clumps of majestic trees. His work consisted of sweeping the fallen leaves, watering the flowers, attending to young plants and saplings, rooting out weeds, raking the soil, manuring the ground and trimming the buss.
His cottage was in a corner of the garden from where he could always keep an eye on things. One night, Shankar could not sleep. He tossed and turned till midnight. Then, he sat up and casually looked out of the window. He could not believe his eyes! Suddenly his eyes were deceiving him! He looked again. In the silvery moonlight, a huge white elephant was quitely nibbling fresh green grass.Shankar was completely perplexed. Where could the elephant have come from? Besides, it was white, and Shankar had never seen a white elephant before.

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When You Can Rank Yourself As A Dumb Criminal

Oct 242009
 

Have You started showing signs of a Dump Criminal?? Find out Yourself?

You Believe will get you anywhere:Adnan Juarez Ramirez had it all figured out- He could be a cop with out having to take the boring test.But he was arrasted in Grapevine, Texas, after pulling over a driver in his pickup truck, outfitted with flashing lights.He even had an ID badge, which he’d made by blacking out a restaurant gift card and etching in the word “POLICE.” How ever, He’d kept the restaurant’s logo a jalapeno pepper surrounded by the words “Chipotle Mexican Grill.”

You leave IOUs. Grahan Price of South Wales ripped off the bank where he worked,but he wasn’t completely duplicitous. He left a note in the safe:”Borrowed, seven million Pounds” — signed “Graham Price”.

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