Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Feb 052010

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
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Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey
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February 5, 2010
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